or do they allow computer use in prison???
Last night, I contemplated ways in which I could smother, injure, silence my husband. Let me give you a rundown of my night… I went to bed around 11pm, laid down to read for a few minutes because it helps me sleep. As I am finishing my chapter, Mike starts to snore… so I proceed to push his back. This usually works to make him stop for a few minutes at least. I turn out my light and roll over to go to sleep only to be met with snoring… in my face. Sooo, I push him again and tell him to roll over and he does. The following occurs.
*cough, cough, snore, snore, grunt*
*cough, cough, cough, snore, snore, snore, grunt*
rinse, repeat. Don’t ask me what the grunt was… I am assuming he was breathing weird.
This continues for HOURS. Hours of my pushing him, punching him, yelling at him and finally crying for him to shut the hell up already. I get fed up around 2am and tell him to leave the bed and go downstairs. He sits up and then lays back down. See above for what happens next.
You know those mattresses where one person can jump on one side and the other not move? We don’t have that mattress. Every time he coughed , he shook our king size bed. And he coughed and coughed and coughed; literally about every 2 minutes. This is not an "I am sick" cough, it is an "I smoke too much" cough… therefore no sympathy warranted. Trust me. I would think he was going to be quiet and then the whole cycle would start again. I told him to get a drink and he said okay but obviously wasn’t awake because he didn’t move. I told him to go downstairs and he said okay… again he didn’t move.
His alarms starts going off at 5am and he can’t figure out how to turn them off so they go off for a minute or so. Come on already! Then he gets one turned off, tries to turn the other off and hits something on the first to make it go off again. I don’t know what kind of crappy music he has coming out of that thing, but it was not pleasant this morning. The previous alarm "malfunction" happens every 7 or 8 minutes until finally I told him to get out of my bed and go to work so I could sleep for an hour. That was 5:45. I think I was asleep before he left the house.
So, here I sit with MAYBE 2 hours of sleep to get me through the day. Again, contemplating ways in which I can silence my husband. Nothing nice is coming to mind. Therefore, I will miss you all… because I am going to have to hurt him.
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